Security Briefs
Gotta ketch ’em all
Last Wednesday morning revealed damaged window screens and condiments smeared on the windows of some students’ rooms in Olson Hall.
A male staff member reported the damage on April 21, at 10:45 a.m. He told Public Safety officers that the window screens in two rooms had been damaged. A large amount of ketchup and mustard had also been smeared on the windows. The cost to fix the damage and clean up the mess was $300.
The investigation is ongoing. Anyone with information should contact Public Safety at x. 5029.
Monkey business
Members of Zeta Tau Alpha (ZTA) were wary of a stuffed ape covered in an unidentified liquid that was left on their porch last weekend.
The stuffed animal was found on the porch on Saturday, April 24, at 8:22 p.m. The monkey was wet, and the female student who found it thought that someone had urinated on it. The ZTA students assumed that it was retaliation because ZTA won the Greek Week competition last week.
The investigation is ongoing. Anyone with information should contact Public Safety at x. 5029.
Driving while idiotic
A male visitor was arrested by Lawrence Township Police last weekend on charges of driving while intoxicated on campus.
Public Safety officers reported to the scene on Sunday, April 25, at 1:28 a.m. The visitor had been driving recklessly and was stopped outside the Annex lot. After failing a field sobriety test, the visitor was arrested and transported off campus for further processing. The visitor was made a persona non grata.
Reminder
Public Safety would like to remind students to clean out their rooms before leaving for summer break. The officers would also like to wish everyone a safe and happy summer.
