Window smashing The streak-free shine just wasn’t enough for them. On Oct. 14 at 11:30 p.m., Public Safety was dispatched to the lobby area of Moore Residence Hall on a report of c[...]
Hot plate failure No frying for staff members. On Oct. 4 at 12:33 p.m., Public Safety was dispatched to the academic annex in response to an unusual occurrence. Upon arrival, offic[...]
Caught weed-handed Paraphernalia problems. On Sept. 26 at 6:12 p.m., Public Safety was dispatched to Ziegler Residence Hall because of an odor of suspected marijuana. Upon arrival,[...]
Q-Tip struggles This is quite an earful. On Sept. 22 at 10:55 p.m., Public Safety was dispatched to West Village in response to a medical-emergency call. Upon arrival, officers spo[...]
Caller Not Available Someone didn’t feel like taking a trip to the apple store. On Sept. 13 at 2:50 p.m., Public Safety was dispatched to the third floor of the Fine Arts Building [...]
Golf cart mystery Grand Theft Auto: Golf Cart Edition. From Aug. 8 to 22, Public Safety has received eight reported incidents of golf carts being stolen from their parking spaces. [...]
A smoky situation We didn’t start the fire; a washing machine did. On April 21 at 2:02 p.m., Public Safety responded to a fire alarm in Hill Hall. Upon arrival, officers found the [...]
Late nights in Fine Arts It’s never too late to read a monologue. On April 16 at 12:57 a.m., Public Safety was making rounds in the Fine Arts Building when officers heard female vo[...]
Jailhouse rock Not the pen pal program she signed up for. On Tuesday, April 5, Public Safety received information from a staff member stating that a student received a letter from [...]
Bamboozled There’s nothing like the smell of fresh bamboo in a college parking lot. On April 1 at 2:13 p.m., Public Safety received a call regarding an individual who may have been[...]
A windy situation Nature didn’t just call, she howled. On March 18 at 12:40 a.m., Public Safety patrolling the buildings around the outer field near the baseball field noticed a Po[...]