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Suspicious toilet tank An interesting combination. On Nov. 18 at 1:34 a.m., Public Safety was dispatched to Ziegler Hall for the report of suspected marijuana. Upon arrival, office[...]
Hole in one That’s not the glass ceiling we’ve been talking about. On Nov. 12 at 11 p.m., Public Safety was dispatched to Poyda Hall on a report of a hole in the ceiling on one of [...]
Printer problems Students couldn’t wait to print their syllabi, so they took matters into their own hands. Officers were dispatched to Fine Arts on Oct. 31 where they met with a fe[...]
Turtle trouble At least he was warm. On Oct. 24 at 2:21 p.m., Public Safety was dispatched to West Village on a report of a turtle in a room. Upon arrival, officers met with a fema[...]
Headphone woes These beats aren’t sick, they’re stolen. On Oct. 19 at 6:15 p.m., Public Safety was dispatched to Poyda Residence Hall in response to a theft report. Upon arrival, o[...]
Window smashing The streak-free shine just wasn’t enough for them. On Oct. 14 at 11:30 p.m., Public Safety was dispatched to the lobby area of Moore Residence Hall on a report of c[...]
Hot plate failure No frying for staff members. On Oct. 4 at 12:33 p.m., Public Safety was dispatched to the academic annex in response to an unusual occurrence. Upon arrival, offic[...]
Caught weed-handed Paraphernalia problems. On Sept. 26 at 6:12 p.m., Public Safety was dispatched to Ziegler Residence Hall because of an odor of suspected marijuana. Upon arrival,[...]
Q-Tip struggles This is quite an earful. On Sept. 22 at 10:55 p.m., Public Safety was dispatched to West Village in response to a medical-emergency call. Upon arrival, officers spo[...]
Caller Not Available Someone didn’t feel like taking a trip to the apple store. On Sept. 13 at 2:50 p.m., Public Safety was dispatched to the third floor of the Fine Arts Building [...]
Golf cart mystery Grand Theft Auto: Golf Cart Edition. From Aug. 8 to 22, Public Safety has received eight reported incidents of golf carts being stolen from their parking spaces. [...]